Haenry JGF Fizzlebang



Haenry was born 60 years ago in Gnomeragan along with his four brothers and one sister. Apart from that, nothing majorly important ever happened to him, went to school and started engineering is all. When he reached the age of 40, he was fed up of the systematic life in the Gnomish community and set out for Stormwind, he bought a home and started living there, fascinated by the human style of life, repeatedly caught saying such things as "I did not know humans could drink so much and still fight each toher after.", he was happy for a certain time until he got caught up in what he would have called "the wrong sort of group" where he met Shinodan. Many numerous incidents and near-death experiences later and here we come to a major gap in Haenry's history, he vanishes without explenation.

''Now for those who are thinking... "Right, well... nice history, what happened when he vanished?" Then be patient because i'm about to write it down.''

In the inter-period of his appearance on Azeroth. He had been going to the outlands for engineering schematics and to see if he could find any new or improved designs to add to his collection. Unfortunatly, he was captured and forced to labour in a mine in a remote corner of the broken world, his gnomish ingenuity and quick wits meant he survived, for two years, until the time came when he escaped. The escape was a brilliant plan and months of hard work and planning, slowly gathering materials that he had to hide with tact, he managed to preapre some explosives and a -very- unstable invisibility device. He planted the explosives around the mine and freed a few of the other prisoners, collapsing the tunnel as they fled he escaped without injury except a glint of vengance in his eye.

During the time he was imprisoned, he lost some of his old physical strength, but his mind had been tuned into a ruthless war machine and his skill as an engineer benefitted from the observations and time he had to think of things, this is the main reason why he is a highly talented engineer and his quick progression in the future.

''Right, are you still alive and now wondering what happened after he escaped? Read on:''

Haenry arrived back in Stormwind a few months after his escape, of course, one of the first people he bumped into was of course, his old friend Shinodan, except, instead of the man he had expected (even if at first he was suprised to see him still alive at all) Shinodan had changed into a cultist hunter and friend of the guards. Who of course immediatly wanted him back into his group, naturally, Haenry accepted of course and for a while was happy still. But unfortunatly, the group that Shinodan had was slowly fading, Haenry left and wandered as a freelance tinker for a short period of time until he enlisted with the Fourth Battalion, here he made quick elevation to the quatermaster as he was a numerical genius and also the battalions best and only engineer (for a short while) until Nickana joined up, she was a refreshing change to all of the humans he thought and the two quickly became friends.

Now then, one night in Stormwind Haenry was in the Pig 'n' Whistle when he heard a lot of gnomish speech, of course, interested as he was, he went to investigate and came across Linzey, Cindy and Mo of G.N.O.M.E (the Global Network Of Magnificent Engineers) he started speaking to them and quickly developed friends within the company. It was here where he had changed plans, shortly after this meeting he resigned from the Fourth Battalion and joined G.N.O.M.E. Recently he had quickly progressed through the ranks and is now the Engineering Officer for G.N.O.M.E and is due to marry Cindy Steamsprocket whom he had met in the Pig for the first time before the winters veil festival.

Continuing his attitude and progress he has continued to make revolutionary changes to his own personal combat gadgetry and companions/mounts and in general his skill is improving all the time with new ideas almost everyday.

Gadgets and Devices:

- Invisibility device - The same one he made in the Outlands prior to his escape, it is modified and has been improved so it is stable.

- Gravity Distortion Device(s) - These new devices are planted into his boots to allow him temporary flight to evade melee attacks.

- Hydro-speed generators - positioned in the heels of his boots, these devices allow him to run extradionarily fast compared to others.

- Mk 7-453 Steam Powered armour piercing rifle - His pride and joy rifle is his personally designed rifle which fires an explosive tipped shot with good accuracy at the unlucky target.

- The "Not-so-De-weaponised" mechanical companion - He built this rabbit for Cindy, now dubbed "Wabbity" she has made improvments to the innocent looking companion, including lasers and rockets.

- Jeeves - His robotic mechagnome butler and companion, has over two hundred different functions including internal compartmental storage and the knowledge of how to make the perfect tea.

Attitude:

Onto his attitude, though priorly he found humans fascinating, he has now grown impatient and bored of them and may act harshly towards them after continual punting and mockery.

He is however, generally a happy person, he is quick to anger and is literally "prown to exploding" firing explosives at his targets indiscriminantly.

Defection, Divorce and Dissappearance
Not a few weeks after Haenry married Cindy Steamsprocket, he dissappeared. Nobody aside from her knows the precise details, and even then his erstwhile wife does not feel she has been told the whole story. A note, however, was left explaining how Haenry had 'had an epiphany,' and decided to run off to Dalaran with a Gilnean worgen, known only to the Gnomes as 'The Bumchum,'