Steamwheedle Epics 3



Here follows part 3 of the list of Steamwheedle Epics:

[Mirror]

Trinket

Use: Terrifies Arty.

[Ashana's Cute Cheer]

Stacks in lots of 20

Use: Causes Merwyn to melt.

[Lashela's RP Compendium]

Binds when picked up

Held in off-hand

Requires The Dark Embrace - Exalted

Equip: Kills every poweremoter in a 30 yard radius pernamently.

Use: Summons a GM armed with a banstick who will fight for you and flawless RP for 30 minutes.

100 Charges

[Arty's Spiked Boots]

Binds when picked up 142 armor Equip:Slightly increases running speed
 * +14 agility
 * +12 strength
 * -18 stamina

Use: removes cooldown of Sprint and Vanish

Use: Kicks up to three gnomish targets into a nearby lake, pit, or river.

"The footprints match the mark on Merwyn's trousers.."

[Nymph’s Head band of intellect]

Binds on Pick up Equip: Wearer will be friend all demonic minions listening to their every word, blindly follow sibling into all situations even if you may die and crave the soul of Lady Withamhall.
 * - 50 Intelligence
 * +20 Gullibility

[Honey’s Plate Corset]

Binds on Pick up Equip: Constricts wearers body making them appear more seductive then they really are, 60% chance of ensnaring hapless Kal’dorei leaving wearer vulnerable to attack.
 * +50 seduction
 * - 10 Agility
 * +25 Stamina

[Honey’s Wolf Helm]

Bind on Pick up Equip: Sniff random people when you are acutely aware of their presence, renders target speechless when you sniff them as they don’t believe you have done that.
 * +50 Suspicion
 * +60 Sniff Skill

[Xalat's gasper]

Trinket

Use: Makes you gasp at anything said or done to you, anything

[Morthia's moo-stick]

Mainhand

Chance on hit: Makes you Moo like a cow

[Gingerbread's Cookiebag]

Held in off-hand Use: Hug anyone near you
 * +50 Sweetness

"This bag is filled with Gingerbread cookies made by.. Gingerbread!"

[Ktalard's Coin]

Trinket

Use: Cannot be used in combat

Flip to get KODO +50 all resistances for 1 hour

OR to get SNAKE -50 all resistances for 1 hour

OR lands on EDGE (very rare percentage) for a permanent +10 to all resistances

the coin will then becomes 1 copper piece

Inscribed round the edge of coin is the motto "A snake in the grass might get stomped"

[Globe of Potency]

Off Hand Item

Use: makes you super potent!

i.e gives you an insane aggro bonus for a range of 30 yards.

item cannot be removed from your off-hand and cannot be dropped.

Can only be given away in trade (to someone foolish enough to use it)

Glimmering in the globe the words "You are gonna be POTENT" can be seen

[Giggles Bag of Fun]

Container (apparently 6 slots)

If one slot is left free then nothing happens.

If all 6 slots are free then at a random point every day (from midnite to midnite) one item will be swapped in exchange for
 * a) another item that has been previously swapped (50% chance) (if the first time then you get item b)
 * b) a stack of PIES (21% chance)
 * c) a bunch of flowers (11% chance)
 * d) a stack of 10 random Elemental Water/Fire/Earth/Air (5% chance)
 * e) a random item from the world drop table (1% chance)
 * f) 1 stack of cooked food of some type (11% chance)
 * g) 100 gold (1% chance)

[Silenthoof's Wolf Helm]

Head

Bind on Pickup Equip: Makes user sound like a drunken male dwarf, regardless of race or gender.
 * +100 stamina

Use: Conjures a wolf which when slain carries a infinite skin of Dwarven Stout which stays until player logs out.

Cooldown 1 hour

[Whistle of animal summoning]

Trinket

Bind on Pickup

Cooldown 30 minutes

Use: Summons a random animal which gives certain bonuses.

Weasel:gives 20+Agility and 10% discount on all vendor prices...because you're weaseling a good deal..

Owl:+20 intellect and makes you squawk like an owl on a random basis.

Boar: +25 strength and makes you eat disgusting out of date food, -10 intellect.

[Hejin's Mirror of Narcissism]

(Level 40) Equip: Reflects all negative comments on your appearance back to the caller, when this item is destroyed people will still think you have it, no matter what.
 * -500 popularity
 * +50 cowardice

"I am rubber you are glue! whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you! *girlish laugh*"

[Horror's Turban of far away dreams]

Head

Bind on Pickup (Cursed - Cannot be removed)

Equip: Randomly disconnects you from the server.

Equip: Randomly increases server lag by 10000%

Use: Reboot your PC

"Hello? Are you there?"

[Kalliades' Sense of Direction]

Trinket

Binds on Equip

(level 1) equip: Makes the user think the same thing over and over again, "I'm sure I was meant to go West, or was it East, oh yeah it was North" *points South*
 * +100% awareness of surroundings
 * - infinite realisation of where you are and what direction you are going in
 * 50% chance of breaking down crying from being lost for so long

[Carniifex's Mask]
 * + 50 Intellect
 * + 200 Boredness and willingness to give free drinks to anyone in his Inn
 * + 1000 Fury against non-RPers
 * + 1000 Fury against wannabe RPers
 * + 100 Ceara hugging skill
 * + 200 Fear of Cybering 10 year old Blood Elves

Equip: Once equipped cannot be removed

Use: Teleports to Shattrath and jumps of the Scryer's Tier becuase he forgot something important

"Welcome to the Wayfarer's Rest. Enjoy your drinks!....Bah im bored... Free Beer!!  /w Ceara *Hug*  "

[Underwood's Scarlet Armour]
 * + 10000 Rage
 * + 10000 More Rage
 * + 200 Hate factor against his mount
 * + 1000 Devotion to serving Ceara
 * + 100 Death Skill as his armour is out of date but insists on wearing it becuase it looks good
 * - 100 Reputation with everyone else

Equip: Once equipped cannot be removed. Must be phyco Undead Scarlet who hates everyone

Use: Summons Mount, Rides off a nearby cliff to kill the Mount. Hearthstones to Undercity to complain about how he hates everyone

"Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahah!!! I hate everyone!... Stupid Undead Horse..."

[Tarasan's Mace of CowardiceForgiveness]
 * + 100 Resilience
 * - 100 courage

Chance on hit: User will self-fear and bubble-hearth when hit in melee combat.

[Saeras' Tabard]


 * + 300 Pet Armour
 * - 10 to Party Forming Skill
 * + 300 to Roleplaying Skills
 * - 50 to Ranged Attack Power

Chance on Equip: When Scarlet Missionaries are about chance Scarlets will attack user and/or party members.

[Hymm's Leather Hat]
 * + 2000 on thinking Lorderon jurisdiction still exists
 * + 50 on people beliving your still a watchman
 * + 20 of getting jumped on by a random High leval mob in the area

Use:Left behind, Hat will be left on the opposite side of a vertical closing door

" Theres a name tag here......"

[Eliya's 30 minute Rant]


 * + 4 days of free game-time

Chance on Hit: Scare a GM in to quiting his job.

Blueleaffs Tea pot
 * +1000 Tea making Skills
 * -1000 in traumatic flashbacks
 * +2000 everyone reputation

Use: Causes all attackers to stop fighting, sit down and confess there True Feelings

"nothing like a good old cup of tea"

[Kiva's Twisted Tongue]

Binds when picked up
 * -50 intellect
 * +30 embarrassment

Equip: Has a chance to make the user create silly typos .The effect of this spell can stack up to five times and cannot be removed.

" May teh stars guide yuo in teh dark"

[Jarob's curse of talking]

Trinket

+100 annoying people

-100 speaking in one line

Use: Makes you unable to say what you want in one line.

[Nirofen's hood]

Head

100 armor cloth.

+20 cackling skill

Honored with The Dark Embrace

Hated with everyone but The Dark Embrace

Use: replace with Brendo's Leather Hat.

"Boss, how do we distinguish good Nirofen from bad Nirofen?"

[Brendo's Leather Hat]

Head

200 armor leather.

+50 diplomacy

Immunity to accusations of being Embraced

Friendly with everyone!

Use: replace with Nirofen's hood.

"..The Hat, boys, the Hat"

[Sitharion's Collar]

Trinket

Only usable by Majii the Tree

Use: Force Sitharion to obey you

As said by Majii: Dipshit!

[Sonar's goggles]

Head

50+ daft looks

Equip: Gives Night vision

Equip: Enables short sighted people to see

Equip: Become the next badger hunter

Sonar and Sam are the mighty badger hunters, with these goggles we can see them and their devious plans!

[Ninety-nine ways to punt a Gnome]

Book

"By Torakk Bloodrain"

[Raven Edge]

Main Hand

50+ CD-i quotes

Use: Engage OOC mode.

Sword wielded by Schneider bloodline

[Queilin's Knightly Kiss]

Binds when Picked Up.

Use: Dispels one Enrage Effect when applied to lips.

"Only works on Shalis Emeraldgrace."

[Shandaris' Idol of Mind]

Soulbound

Unique

Relic

Equip: Causes all of your questions to be perfectly sensible, although for some reason, others will think they are silly!

Use: Turns you into a bear... just a bear.

"So, you are alive, huh? How's that working out for you? Have you ever sucked the moist insides out of a berry while suspended in the

air by a draconic mages' spell, however, the wall is painted in a colour you

dislike and it causes your feet to tingle with lost anxiety?"

[Derathon's hat of baldness]

Soulbound forever

Unique

Head

100 armor

+5000 resistance to mocking of your baldieness

-30% chance of anyone noticing that your bald

Equip: Give's you a buff called "Like my hat?" wich give's you a 10% chance of getting people to randomly /y at you "NICE HAT" "Tell me you like my hat"