Narmididdle

‘’Poke it with a stick until it stops poking back.’’ --Narmididdle Flashfingers.

Narmididdle is a gnome who is currently employed by the Deadwood Munitions Co. Born in Gnomeregan, second child, making her the middle of three. She is 67 years old. Her sisters are Diland and Mibbibell. She has served in the Gnomeregan Covert Operations but was eventually dishonourably discharged from service. She has a light form of kleptomania and also has a constant need to seek thrills. Narmididdle is extremely wealthy.

Family profile
Loutran Netherspark, father. Presumed deceased. Anlonnet Netherspark, mother. Presumed deceased. Mibbibell Greenfuse, elder sister. Diland Netherspark, younger sister.

Narmididdle hails from a long family line of mages, and there have even been records of summoners of dark entities and warlocks in the family history. The Netherspark family was influental and powerful back in the days, so they made sure these records were not open to public prying eyes and sealed tightly in their private library in Gnomeregan. Both Mibbibell and Narmididdle were both unable to cast spells and they, instead of becoming magi, took up weapons training instead (much to Loutran and Anlonnet's dismay). When Diland was born and became older, it became clear she had immense affinity for the Arcane, unlike her sisters, which earned her a lot of praise from her parents. Because of these turn of events, she grew distant from her sisters. The family colour of the Netherspark family is purple, much like the Kirin Tor.

Appearance
You see a gnome, who appears to be average of height. Her hair is hastily tied in a pony tail. A faint, sweet scent of herbs seems to follow her. She has multiple vials hanging from her belt. She is of average height for a gnome.

Personality
''‘’I hate gnomes. They constantly talk about nonsense and they just generally piss me off.’’'' --Narmididdle Flashfingers.

Narmididdle is first and foremost a survivor. She's also sarcastic and can often be found verbally abusing just about anyone, The sole exception being her sister, Mibbibell. Narmididdle is not too fond of material wealth, despite having accumulated vast wealth over her relatively short life. She loves thrills; death, volatile concotions, picking locks, pickpocketing and stealing the unstealable are some of her favourite activities.

Narmididdle tends to lie a lot. Because of this, she has developed a true silver tongue and she can make others believe the most ludicrous ideas. Her time with the Gnomeregan Covert Ops has given her a lot of experience in hit and run operations, disguise and many devious tricks used to trick and confuse her opponents.

It should also be noted that she has trouble connecting to other people.

Skills
‘’You name the effect, I'll make it happen.’’ --Narmididdle Flashfingers on her alchemy skills.

Narmididdle is an expert liar, is exceptionally skilled with a lockpick and also gifted in the arts of alchemy. A self-proclaimed genius at alchemy even, she can brew even the most dangerous poison or the best healing potion. Or so she claims. She's also very skilled a covert operations, disguise and good at planning and making strategy plans. Narmididdle is also a schrewd negotiator.

Flaws
Narmididdle is generally weaker in open combat, preferring to strike from the shadows. She also may be a little too overconfident and tends to take whatever she can just to see if anyone else sees it. Narmididdle is also quite greedy, despite not caring much for material wealth. She just doesn't want others to have it.

Early Life
Narmididdle was born in times of peace. Never adept at casting spells, she took up daggers and light armour to entertain herself. From a young age, she always got into trouble for stealing things and picking locks. This drew the attention of the Gnomeregan Covert Ops, and she was soon taken in for training. Because of the excessive praise Diland got from their parents, Narmididdle grew to despise her.

Leaving Gnomeregan
Flashfingers excelled at the academy, especially in lockpicking. This earned her the name Flashfingers, one she gladly accepted. When she started doing missions, however, she showed a blatant disregard for the rules. One of the star students of the academy was soon dishonourably discharged and she left Gnomeregan with her sister, Mibbibell, in order to start a new life outside of Gnomeregan. She didn't leave before she snuck into the Covert Ops' base, however. She destroyed her own file and took some prototype gear while she was at it.

When Narmididdle and Mibbibell left Gnomeregan, they soon met a goblin, Seirin Venomfuse. The three became friends and became freelance mercenaries. During this time, the trio made a fortune, especially during the second war. The trio eventually split as Seirin went to join the Steamwheedle Cartel and later the Bilgewater Cartel, claiming there were vast riches to be made there. Narmididdle and her sister returned to the Alliance, where they did freelance work for the military, taking missions no human or dwarf would dare take, even during the Third War and during the assault of Northrend.