Fezda Microzapper

Name/Title
Fezda Microzapper, Controversial weaponsmith extrordinaire.

Physical Traits
Fezda is a fairly elderly Gnome of 225 years old. However, due to an accident several years ago while trying to weaponise cuteness she gained the appearance and all other biological aspects of a much younger Gnome, she is currently about 65 years old physically.

Fezda is very cute, even by Gnome standards. She has a few freckles around her nose, clumsily styled hair which she has redone every 2 years, and a child like complexion. She also always wears oversized impractical goggles and a dirtied purple robe (it used to be green). She is also very quick to blush, she claims this is due to high blood pressure.

While speaking in Common she speaks slowly, pronouncing each word carefully and often incorrectly, giving an impression of innocence. When speaking Gnomish however she tries her hardest to overcomplicate her sentences as much as possible. She also seems to exagerate her emotions, as if she were a fairly poor actor.

Personality.
Fezda wants to make the world a better place, desiging fantastic inventions for everyone to use, free of charge (terms and conditions apply). Her way of thinking is a little different from most however, and her idea to make the world a better place is by equipping the Alliance with her own special brand of weaponry in hopes of ending the war in quick, fairly awe-inspiring if not horrific, stroke.

While the majority of her inventions are weapons, she does also enjoy creating helpful inventions, such as balls which gain energy as they bounce, and a bomb that explodes with all the glorious colours and sounds of a normal bomb, but causes no damage (research ongoing).

Fezda is careless (or as she puts it; care-free) and stubborn (she says persistant). Once an idea is in her head, she wont stop acting on it until it is done, and she is unlikely to ever admit that it could have been a bad idea. She often speaks as if noone else is around, showing no care as to whatanyone listening may think, with the exception of if she is talking directly to someone in which case noone else exists.

Guild
Guild name here

Occupation
Fezda is an unofficial weaponsmith and toymaker, seeing no reason why the two shouldn't overlap. She is both respected and alienated by other tinkers for her specialty in fairly controversial designs. Marketing nerf guns with nitroglycerin coated tips at children in hopes that it will teach the youth about gun safety, and creating weapons such as the 'Critter Cannon' to ensure soldiers will not run out of ammo while on the field, and the 'Lewd Suggestion Ray' as an attempt to help break the ice while conversing with the opposite gender.

She previously worked as a medic back in Gnomeregan, but was unfortunately banned from any sort of official medical work after replacing someones heart with a tire pump. They were getting foot surgery.

Family
Bringing up her family usually results in a polite request to change the subject, followed by an equally polite request to help test her new 'Incontinence Beam'.

All records of her family were destroyed in Gnomeregan.

Background
Fezda was born in Gnomeregan, obviously. Born to a mage father and a medic mother, Fezda was raised as a priest until she was 20, after which she became a medic, using her holy magic as more of a backup. After saving a mans life by designing a life sized robotic lung out of an old life support system, she took up the hobby of tinkering, this lead to the end of her medical career after replacing a mans heart with a tire pump.

She then went on to study engineering up until the fall of Gnomeregan, absolutely nothing life changing or emotionally scarring happened during this time, she was planning on leaving anyway and everyone she knew survived, she actually feels left out.

She continued her engineering career in Ironforge, the Dwarves refused to use most of her weapons, with the exception of the 'Body Alcohol Extractor', she was encouraged to continue by her Gnome peers however, despite their refusal to be in the same room as her during the final moments of an inventions creation.

During the final testing of her invention; the 'Cuteness Overload Transmitter' designed to be powered by kittens to either drive enemies into a catonic state with an over abundance of sheer adorability, or to simply endear children, She plugged herself into the cuteness outlet being unable to aquire cute enough kittens. A backfire caused a 'Universal Adorability Youth Loop' which biologically reverted Fezda back to an adorable young adult. There was alot of demand to have this weapon be marketed as a form of cosmotherapy, but both the gun and the blueprints were destroyed in the backfire, she has since been working on a way to replicate the results, hopefully before she grows old again.

Inventions

 * Instant Rainbow Projector


 * Itch Bomb


 * Incontinence Beam


 * Lewd Suggestion Ray


 * Feline Mind Control


 * Critter Cannon


 * My First Grenade Launcher


 * Boomless Dynamite


 * Critter Cannon


 * Murloc Translator


 * Auto-Nanny

Criminal Record
Several harsh warnings from Ironforge to be less reckless with her inventions.

Personal Notes
Her Goggles don't do anything

After cheating death once her life goal is to achieve immortality.

Seriously, she is just ridiculously cute.

Current Status
Fine, thanks for asking.