Steamwheedle Epics

Here follows the authorised list of server specific Epics introduced in the expansion - please feel free to add your own

[Richeron's Beard] (Level 70) +20 Whining Chance on Hit: Completely stops you ever levelling but grants +10,000 rep with Liz

[Merwyn's Purse] (200 Slot container) Chance on Hit: Makes you give huge sums of gold to totally random people who request it on the RP channel because you're filthy rich

[Thepol's fishing rod] +16 Randomness +10 Chance to be thrown into the canal Chance on Hit: Grants user delusion that they are medically qualified allowing them 100% crit chance on next unfortunate "patient"

[Magwitch's Handbag] +30 Ability to spam guild chat, rp channel and general channels with incessant babble - 200 Ability to do any PvP -50 Intellect Chance on Hit: Allows wearer to summon huge angry mob of people sick of your sermons to lynch you and spam AoEs

[Entriia's morals] +200 Ability to try it with anything +20 Chance walk around 'all moody like' in a dreadmist hat Effect: User contracts a variety of intimate diseases reducing all stats by 30 and causing an itchy rash

[Dufferin's sense of humour] +20 Joy in human suffering +10 Chance to be all quiet and scary Chance on Hit: Immediate death

[Habbeus' extra B] (Levels 0-2) -1,000 Rep with Scarlet Missionary +200 Obssesive-Compulsive Chance on Hit: Creates an Alt of Habbeus with a random number n of extra Bs.

[Magwitch's Temper] Head - 10000 Vocabulary + 300 Insult Talent Chance on Hit: Enemy may run away crying from insults

[Illidor's Supreme book of knowledge] +15 lore Infuses the wielder with superior lore-skill Chance on hit: You inform your surrounding about their various lore-misconceptions "It's signed"

[Iriana's sentinel-wannabe helm] +40 stubborness Chance on hit: You won't listen to anyone with lesser "rank" [Nicksonol's Lucky Charm] Trinket - 150 Luck in Scholo + 1000 Swearing Talent Equip: Your hat will not drop from Ass-Master Gandling

[ Redcross' Wedding Ring] -10 Relationship Points + 10 Chance of Evil Spawn Pregnacy - 50 Char Judgment Equip: Will cause all relationships to desolve within a month

[ Goldshire Headband] -50 Common Sense + 10 Chance to win Duels - 100 Spelling Equip: Will cause the user to burst into dance [Wheeler's Walking Stick] Main Hand 1-2 Damage +20 Snobyness +100 Neutrality - 50 Movement speed Chance on Hit: Spawns Half Elf offspring

[Elizabetha's Head Band] Head +250 Holyness +10 Smell +10 Hearing - 50 Vision Chance on Hit: Casts Silence by flinging Cookies

[Stoen's Tongue] Trinket +2000 Stuttering Use: Removes all debuffs by saying "Sorry" [ Post edited by Telrunya ]

[Janner's Rubber Fist] Main hand 13-37 damage -100 Plausability +50 damage against drunk dwarves Use: Pulls it out from Janner's arse Chance on hit: Slaps the target around with it [Snorkyorky's Beer] +100 happiness +30 Friendlyness +20 Willingness to join Bloodhoof Guardians. -30 Sight. Equip: Drunk on equip. Removes profanity filter.

[Graythors Wallet] 200gold an hour. +100 Angryness. 120 slot bag. Equip attracts Blood Elves to you.

[Esme's Tarot Deck] Bind on Pickup Trinket +40 Cunning +40 Hokum Equip: Transforms the wearer into a lying piece of sh!t Use: Summons 3 goons who may fight for you, or they might just scratch their bums and get drunk. Chance on hit: Gives the user and anyone in a 10 yard radius a gigantic headache. Not suitable for pregnant women. [Seynard's Imperator War Titan] Binds on Pick-up Mount +500 DoW Quoting Skill +450 Elizabetha Rep -1000 RP channel Rep Chance on hit: Stomp on your target, killing them instantly.

[Suzanne's Instant Disguise Kit] Bind on Pick Up Use: Randomly generates a fully fitted disguise that can fool everyone.

[Detol Shadow Band] +90 Conversion to the Shadows 10% chance of killing family memebers and wounding friends Equip: Wearer is instantly Hated by the Scarlet Crusade and The Order; but gains instant Friendly Rep with TDE

[Belgarde Family Dice] trinket +40% chance on winning any rolls -10% chance on actually winning what you came for

[Neli's Mithril Kneepads] +10 grumpyness Use: Causes rather intimate pain to males

[Leonora's Secret Crown] +35 to convincing others about not being the big boss +25 enjoyment of worship Equip: Can no longer be mean to any one. Chance on hit: Gives something away for free. (bribe)

[Nosane's Flask] +26 Alchemy On use: Creates a full bag of random potions that fly in any and all directions. Equip: Gets labelled as drug dealer and haunted by authorities.

[Goldshire Aura] -982 Spelling Skill All females discard clothes and start dancing All males request duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel.

[Tribians Thingymabob of the Ego] +52,523,132,231 Ego points -100 IQ +50 Randomness Equip: Makes you think you can take on just about anythink on your own. Chance on Hit: Makes you tired and gives you a headache and makes you spell about 30 words wrong in a sentence with only 2 words. [Muse's Generosity] Necklace +2000 Generosity +2000 Rage Equip: Makes you hate everyone who sells everything for more than what it's really worth Equip: Gives you the belief that only you know the true value of things Use: You tailor anything for anyone for free just as long as they provide the materials