Steamwheedle Epics



Here follows the authorised list of server specific Epics introduced in the expansion - please feel free to add your own:

[Vafanda's Robes of the Level 10 Blood Elf]

Chest         0 Armor + 10 Style + 50 English - 300 Real Life

Equip: Increases the chance that the bearer will get free booze! Equip: Decreases/Increases your level to 10

Use: Make all females around you undress

"Once worn by your mother, grandmother, Adam and Eve. Now it's your turn."

[Emy's Cheerful Attitude]

Binds when picked up
 * +100 Happiness
 * +100 Emo Resistance

Equip: Makes user completely free of anxiety and depression, ready to face each challenge with a smile.

" No more moping!"

[Richeron's Beard]

(Level 70) Chance on Hit: Completely stops you ever levelling but grants +10,000 rep with Liz
 * +20 Whining

[Ulgarf's Mechanical Eye]

(Level 70) Chance on Hit: The wearer will ocasionally say "Oi!" with a dwarven voice.
 * +5000 spamming skill
 * -10000 rep with /rp channel
 * +500 swearing skill

"W00t! It's spinning!!"

[Merwyn's Purse]

(200 Slot container)

Chance on Hit: Makes you give huge sums of gold to totally random people who request it on the RP channel because you're filthy rich

[Thepol's fishing rod] Chance on Hit: Grants user delusion that they are medically qualified allowing them 100% crit chance on next unfortunate "patient"
 * +16 Randomness
 * +10 Chance to be thrown into the canal

[Magwitch's Handbag] Chance on Hit: Allows wearer to summon huge angry mob of people sick of your sermons to lynch you and spam AoEs
 * +30 Ability to spam guild chat, rp channel and general channels with incessant babble
 * - 200 Ability to do any PvP
 * -50 Intellect

[Entriia's morals] Effect: User contracts a variety of intimate diseases reducing all stats by 30 and causing an itchy rash
 * +200 Ability to try it with anything
 * +20 Chance walk around 'all moody like' in a dreadmist hat

[Dufferin's sense of humour] Chance on Hit: Immediate death
 * +20 Joy in human suffering
 * +10 Chance to be all quiet and scary

[Habbeus' extra B]

(Levels 0-2) Chance on Hit: Creates an Alt of Habbeus with a random number n of extra Bs.
 * -1,000 Rep with Scarlet Missionary
 * +200 Obssesive-Compulsive

[Magwitch's Temper]

Head Chance on Hit: Enemy may run away crying from insults
 * - 10000 Vocabulary
 * + 300 Insult Talent

[Illidor's Supreme book of knowledge] Equip: Infuses the wielder with superior lore-skill
 * +15 lore

Chance on hit: You inform your surrounding about their various lore-misconceptions

"It's signed"

[Iriana's sentinel-wannabe helm] Chance on hit: You won't listen to anyone with lesser "rank"
 * +40 stubborness

[Nicksonol's Lucky Charm]

Trinket Equip: Your hat will not drop from Ass-Master Gandling
 * - 150 Luck in Scholo
 * + 1000 Swearing Talent

[ Redcross' Wedding Ring] Equip: Will cause all relationships to desolve within a month
 * -10 Relationship Points
 * + 10 Chance of Evil Spawn Pregnacy
 * - 50 Char Judgment

[Goldshire Headband] Equip: Will cause the user to burst into dance
 * -50 Common Sense
 * + 10 Chance to win Duels
 * - 100 Spelling

[Wheeler's Walking Stick]

Main Hand

1-2 Damage Chance on Hit: Spawns Half Elf offspring
 * +20 Snobyness
 * +100 Neutrality
 * - 50 Movement speed

[Elizabetha's Head Band]

Head Chance on Hit: Casts Silence by flinging Cookies
 * +250 Holyness
 * +10 Smell
 * +10 Hearing
 * - 50 Vision

[Phial of Light]

Trinket

Must be Elizabetha

Equip: +50 happiness / hour

Equip: User can faintly hear the song of the Naruu A'Dal

Use: Dispel Fear/Hoplessness in user, rendering user immune to similar effects for 15 minutes.

Cooldown: 60 minutes

"Light from the Phial will sanctify any unbaked cookies it falls upon"

"From Nouala and A'Dal"

[Stoen's Tongue]

Trinket Use: Removes all debuffs by saying "Sorry"
 * +2000 Stuttering

[Janner's Rubber Fist]

Main hand

13-37 damage Use: Pulls it out from Janner's arse
 * -100 Plausability
 * +50 damage against drunk dwarves

Chance on hit: Slaps the target around with it

[Snorkyorky's Beer] Equip: Drunk on equip. Removes profanity filter.
 * +100 happiness
 * +30 Friendlyness
 * +20 Willingness to join Bloodhoof Guardians.
 * -30 Sight.

[Graythor's Wallet]

(120 slot bag) Use: 200gold an hour.
 * +100 Angryness.

Equip: Attracts Blood Elves to you.

[Esme's Tarot Deck]

Bind on Pickup

Trinket Equip: Transforms the wearer into a lying piece of sh!t
 * +40 Cunning
 * +40 Hokum

Use: Summons 3 goons who may fight for you, or they might just scratch their bums and get drunk.

Chance on hit: Gives the user and anyone in a 10 yard radius a gigantic headache.

Not suitable for pregnant women.

[Seynard's Imperator War Titan]

Binds on Pick-up

Mount Chance on hit: Stomp on your target, killing them instantly.
 * +500 DoW Quoting Skill
 * +450 Elizabetha Rep
 * -1000 RP channel Rep

[Suzanne's Instant Disguise Kit]

Bind on Pick Up

Use: Randomly generates a fully fitted disguise that can fool everyone.

[Detol Shadow Band] Equip: Wearer is instantly Hated by the Scarlet Crusade and The Order; but gains instant Friendly Rep with TDE
 * +90 Conversion to the Shadows
 * 10% chance of killing family memebers and wounding friends

[Belgarde Family Dice]

trinket
 * +40% chance on winning any rolls
 * -10% chance on actually winning what you came for

[Neli's Mithril Kneepads] Use: Causes rather intimate pain to males
 * +10 grumpyness

[Leonora's Secret Crown] Equip: Can no longer be mean to any one.
 * +35 to convincing others about not being the big boss
 * +25 enjoyment of worship

Chance on hit: Gives something away for free. (bribe)

[Nosane's Flask] Use: Creates a full bag of random potions that fly in any and all directions. Equip: Gets labelled as drug dealer and haunted by authorities.
 * +26 Alchemy

[Goldshire Aura] Use: All females discard clothes and start dancing. All males request duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel.
 * -982 Spelling Skill

[Tribians Thingymabob of the Ego] Equip: Makes you think you can take on just about anythink on your own. Chance on Hit: Makes you tired and gives you a headache and makes you spell about 30 words wrong in a sentence with only 2 words.
 * +52,523,132,231 Ego points
 * -100 IQ
 * +50 Randomness

[Muse's Generosity]

Necklace Equip: Makes you hate everyone who sells everything for more than what it's really worth
 * +2000 Generosity
 * +2000 Rage

Equip: Gives you the belief that only you know the true value of things

Use: You tailor anything for anyone for free just as long as they provide the materials~

[Jalinde's randomness hairband]

Equip: gives your hair a random style, while 99% is a fuzzy hairstyle.

Equip: makes you the first hordie on this thread

[Margok's Cookieh! trunk]

Trinket.

Equip. makes you feel to throw cookies at Margok.

Use: throw Cookieh!

[Jeada's wardrobe]

Disease

Use: makes you want to change your RP set every hour. no, every 5 minutes!

[Snorky's posting addiction]

Curse

Use: makes you want to "kill" Snorky for all the posts he makes.

"Warning, this may cause civil wars."

[Louise's Tabard]

requires level 15 Equip: User falls in canal and loses power of speech.
 * +3 Stamping abilities
 * -5 Intelligence

Chance on hit: Target is afflicted with Withering Curse.

"blood stained" ´

[Cult's Beermug]

Offhand Equip: Decreases resistance to flirtatious elves.
 * +2 Poetry

Chance on hit: User pukes over his boots and passes out.

[Kisun's Conscience]

Trinket Equip: lowers all resistances by 10
 * -1 intelligence
 * +5 penetration

[Habeus' Earplugs] Chance on Hit: User remains oblivious to silliness in guild chat and continues to RP
 * +10 Fancy Dress abilities

[Seynard's Mount]

Summons a swift mount Equip: Target runs away and rolls a blood elf.
 * +5 damsels in distress
 * +8 cardboard hair
 * +2 ((cybborz??? at the altar? plxx kk?))

[Outland's Taunt] Equip: Draws you to outland whether you want it or not.
 * -200 crowding
 * -500 bad spelling in Stormwind Goldshire, Ironforge, and various places in Azeroth

Use: Completely empties Goldshire of everyone who cannot spell.... well... just everyone then.

[Melandor's bald head] Equip: Causes something that covers the bald spot, to magically appear on your head.
 * +50 glistening
 * -200000 looks

Use: Causes people to glare from across the street.

[Habeus' Special Healing Shadowform] Equip: User totally ignores Magwitch or her health leading to her death pretty instantly, group looses best damage dealer they've ever had and completely wipes, causes user to then lie that he was healing Magwitch but she wasn't in his Line of Sight
 * +1 or something rubbish damage
 * +30 Chance to spam nasty shadow spells

[Magwitch's Nomine Story] Equip: Causes to group to sit down and become shocked at completely made up selacious story about Nomine and Gobbler the Murloc
 * +10 Chance everyone's heard it already
 * +20 Chance some massive detail will be completely manipulated for greater shock value

[Almalodaka's approach to non-RPers] Use: Stops user from posting nice threads regarding clothing, stories or other such stuff and shapeshifts them into scary flame-monster who pummels non-RPers
 * +50 Agression
 * +30 Ability to say what everyone is thinking

[Montywort and Seynard's book of collected cheesy chat up lines] Equip: Forces all females in the immediate area to flee in terror
 * +30 Chance to get slapped
 * +40 Chance when you're asking a mage for food you make some derogatory comment about their 'lovely baps'

[Mooncloth handkerchief]

Trinket Equip: increases the amount of inches you can raise one of your eyebrows by 1. Use: clean your lenses
 * +5 Posh

(Garments of the Lady 1/3)

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3): adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"Nothing like wasting money on useless crap to show your status"

[Monocle with sticky glue]

Head

- Short-sighted only -

Use: allows you to read very tiny handwriting

(Garments of the Lady 1/3)

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3): adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"Now you can raise an eyebrow without having to care about your monocle!"

[Tightening Corset]

Shirt (Garments of the Lady 1/3)
 * -10 Stamina
 * -5 Agility
 * +27 Looks

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3):adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"If you don't have it doesn't mean you can't show off"

[Karina's Cleavage] Use: 50% chance of Confusing male targets in area of effect and creating up to three temporary guardians.
 * + 50 polygamism

[Nomine's Pick-Up Line]

Use: + 50% chance of initiating banter. User inflicted with Cheese (and never goes hungry)

Cooldown: Till Anadelonbrin is out of earshot.

[Auburn's Fists of Angst-Whacking]

Equip: wielder gains immunity to ambient wangst.

Use: has 90% chance of silencing on hit. Only usable after ellipsis abuse.

[Pocket Watch]

Trinket "It's not arcane-based!"
 * +5 punctuality

[Nicely sewn blue robe]

- Male Noble only -

Shirt

"Not a dress"

[Bob Number Seven]

Use: right-click to summon and dismiss your Mechanical Yet- your Bob. "He is watching you..."

[Half-dragon scale]

"My mother was Jaina Proudmoore and my father Nozdormu..."

Drops: any mob in goldshire

[ChronoArchanometer]

Trinket Use: Right-click to detect all arcane magic in the area.
 * +10 Intellect
 * +20 Arcane Resistance

"It's a pocket watch with four hands"

[Lashela's Grimoire]

Off-hand Use: Right-Click to turn in to nasty, evil %%%%%.
 * +50 Evilness
 * +50 Shadow Resistance

Chance on Hit: When any oponent says "Lashela" you use Finger of Doom.

"That's Lady Alania! Lady Alania, dammit!"

[Ray's Super Explosive sheep!]

Use: Transforms the Explosive sheep into a 'Super sheep!' which can be used as a flying mount but will only last 2 mins until it explodes dealing 200-300 damage.

[Ray's Silence Ray!]

Use: Zaps a annoying foe making them a mute only to the user.

Chance to hit: 100%

Recharge time: 1 second

[Nose of Richeron] equip: Solves any question involving the Arcane, or any other mumbojumbo.
 * +12 penetration
 * +12 intellect

equip: gets you involved in things you don't want anything to do with.

Chance on hit: Teleports the wielder to Moonglade

"....And Nosy!"

[Xahryn's Nametag] Equip: Instantly know Xahryn's name In Character 'Because it says so'
 * + 20 recognizability
 * + 100 Confusedness
 * + 50 Sillyness

Equip: Defy all logic with your knowledge of his name.

"I know your name because it says so on your armour!"

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