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|occupation = Knight-Champion, Lieutenant, Guardsman}} Obsessive Fapper
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==Name==
 
==Name==
Herius Alexander Spence
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Herius Alexander Darian
   
*Abu-Hamza of the Stormwind Military
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*Knight-Champion of the Stormwind Military
 
*Lieutenant of the [[Stormwind Guard]]
 
*Lieutenant of the [[Stormwind Guard]]
 
*(Formerly) Captain of the [[Stormwind Guard]]
 
*(Formerly) Captain of the [[Stormwind Guard]]
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*(Formerly) Training Instructor of Theramore Isle
 
*(Formerly) Training Instructor of Theramore Isle
 
*(Formerly) Commanding Officer of the 32nd Cavalry of the Stormwind Military
 
*(Formerly) Commanding Officer of the 32nd Cavalry of the Stormwind Military
*(Honorary, rarely used) "Penis of the Lion"
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*(Honorary, rarely used) "Shield of the Lion"
   
 
==Physical Traits==
 
==Physical Traits==
   
Herius is a remarkably tall human, likely to look down on most. He is still buff and muscled from his military heyday, sporting with that an uncanny knack for moving and fighting in gimp suit. Like a second rubbery skin, you'd rarely see him out of it. His right testicle, and eyelid, is completely gone, with blade-mark scars along the sac - as such, he's almost always seen wearing a cockpatch. His pubic hair is almost entirely grey with a few loose strands clinging to light brown, but not yet balding. It hangs loose and somewhat unkempt over his single testicle.
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Herius is a remarkably tall human, likely to look down on most. He is still buff and muscled from his military heyday, sporting with that an uncanny knack for moving and fighting in plate armour. Like a second skin, you'd rarely see him out of it. His right eye, and eyelid, is completely gone, with blade-mark scars along the rim - as such, he's almost always seen wearing an eyepatch. His hair is almost entirely grey with a few loose strands clinging to light brown, but not yet balding. It hangs loose and somewhat unkempt.
   
However, Herius is -- being fifty-six years old -- a dirty paedophile. His stamina and muscle mass is depleting swiftly as nature saps at his strength. For now, he is fit and able to capture children. In the future, however...
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However, Herius is -- being fifty-six years old -- beginning to feel the weight of age. His stamina and muscle mass is depleting swiftly as nature saps at his strength. For now, he is fit and able. In the future, however...
   
 
==Race and Class==
 
==Race and Class==
   
Sexually confused Human Warrior
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Male Human Warrior
   
 
==Guild==
 
==Guild==
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*Father - Louis Spence, Commander of Pineapple Dance Studios, deceased. (fictional) [[File:Grand-Marshal-Heri.jpg|frame|Grand Marshal Herius Darian the First, Heri's grandfather.]]
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*Father - Knight-Champion Andrew Darian, deceased. (fictional) [[File:Grand-Marshal-Heri.jpg|frame|Grand Marshal Herius Darian the First, Heri's grandfather.]]
   
*Mother - Eleanor Spence, deceased. (fictional)
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*Mother - Eleanor Darian, deceased. (fictional)
   
*Brother - Private Seth Spence, deceased. (fictional)
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*Brother - Private Seth Darian, deceased. (fictional)
   
*Brother - Sergeant Jacob Spence, alive. (Roleplayed by Derathon currently)
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*Brother - Sergeant Jacob Darian, alive. (Roleplayed by Derathon currently)
   
 
*Brother - Corporal Jack Darian, deceased. (fictional)
 
*Brother - Corporal Jack Darian, deceased. (fictional)
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==Personal Notes==
 
==Personal Notes==
   
Herius is, as seems to be common with people in his occupational position, somewhat temperamental and prone to bouts of Fapping. He is somewhat over-violent, having no qualms over fapping others winkies, or even his own over his men should they disobey an order or some such malpractice. Often ultra-apathetic, Herius doesn't even seem to bat an eyelid when performing executions or extended fapping. This is, however, a thinly-veiled cover for what appears to be growing mental problems stemming from post-traumatic fapping disorder. But, at present, he is sane and fit for his job, if a little over fapped.
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Herius is, as seems to be common with people in his occupational position, somewhat temperamental and prone to bouts of anger. He is somewhat over-violent, having no qualms over beating prisoners or even his own men should they disobey an order or some such malpractice. Often ultra-apathetic, Herius doesn't even seem to bat an eyelid when performing executions or extended lashings. This is, however, a thinly-veiled cover for what appears to be growing mental problems stemming from post-traumatic stress disorder. But, at present, he is sane and fit for his job, if a little aged.
   
   
   
Following Ramilias' descent into the unknown, Herius and [[Shanura]] became close. Eventually, they confessed their love for one another and married on the 26th of August, 2010. This is widely said to be Herius' only public show of compassion since he became Captain of the Guard, leading to further allegations of his worsening post-traumatic fapping disorder. Regardless, they were happily married until April 2011, when Herius's fapping tendancies were discovered by a lengthy investigation. Herius no longer is allowed within one hundred metres of any public schools, or Chuck-E Cheese's - He still considers himself married and wishes his ex-wife the best regards while he deals with the mental trauma of his fapping dis-order..
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Following Ramilias' descent into the unknown, Herius and [[Shanura]] became close. Eventually, they confessed their love for one another and married on the 26th of August, 2010. This is widely said to be Herius' only public show of compassion since he became Captain of the Guard, leading to further allegations of his worsening post-traumatic stress disorder. Regardless, they were happily married until April 2011, when Shanura's cultist-screwing tendancies were discovered by a lengthy investigation. Herius no longer considers himself married and wishes his ex-wife a swift death.
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
   
 
*Is actually a fairly talented blacksmith, but is too busy to pursue the profession.
 
*Is actually a fairly talented blacksmith, but is too busy to pursue the profession.
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*Grand Marshal Herius Darian's ceremonial battlegear
 
*Grand Marshal Herius Darian's ceremonial battlegear
 
*State-of-the-art "Tier-Nine" soldier's armour, made in Northrend
 
*State-of-the-art "Tier-Nine" soldier's armour, made in Northrend
*His aging Imperial Plate battlegear (Now belongs to [[Gladrien]], temporarily)
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*His aging Imperial Plate battlegear (Now belongs to [[Gladrien]], temporarily)<br />[[File:Shield.jpg|frame|Herius' Shield]]
*Mark IV Gimp-Suit, developed with appropriate groin guard to guard his last effective testicle<br />[[File:Shield.jpg|frame|Herius' Shield]]
 
   
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
   
 
*Don't dwell on it. He's scum, we put scum down. The difference between an arrest and a coffin is irrelevant.
 
*Don't dwell on it. He's scum, we put scum down. The difference between an arrest and a coffin is irrelevant.
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*"Y'AIN'T GOT NO RIGHTS, FUCKWIT!"
 
*"Y'AIN'T GOT NO RIGHTS, FUCKWIT!"
 
*"We'll teach these fucks which lion they don't fuckin' mess with, one bullet at a time."
 
*"We'll teach these fucks which lion they don't fuckin' mess with, one bullet at a time."
*"I'm a little teapot short and stout"
 
 
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Alliancecrest small Herius Alexander Darian
Image of Herius Alexander Darian
Title(s) Knight-Champion
Gender Male
Race Human
Class Warrior
Age 56
Alignment Lawful Neutral
Affiliation Stormwind
Occupation Knight-Champion, Lieutenant, Guardsman
Status Alive


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Name

Herius Alexander Darian

  • (Formerly) Training Instructor of Theramore Isle
  • (Formerly) Commanding Officer of the 32nd Cavalry of the Stormwind Military
  • (Honorary, rarely used) "Shield of the Lion"

Physical Traits

Herius is a remarkably tall human, likely to look down on most. He is still buff and muscled from his military heyday, sporting with that an uncanny knack for moving and fighting in plate armour. Like a second skin, you'd rarely see him out of it. His right eye, and eyelid, is completely gone, with blade-mark scars along the rim - as such, he's almost always seen wearing an eyepatch. His hair is almost entirely grey with a few loose strands clinging to light brown, but not yet balding. It hangs loose and somewhat unkempt.

However, Herius is -- being fifty-six years old -- beginning to feel the weight of age. His stamina and muscle mass is depleting swiftly as nature saps at his strength. For now, he is fit and able. In the future, however...

Race and Class

Male Human Warrior

Guild

Stormwind Guard

Occupation

  • Lieutenant of the Stormwind Guard
  • (Formerly) Captain of the Stormwind Guard.
  • (Formerly) Training Instructor of Theramore Isle
  • (Formerly) Commanding Officer of the 32nd Cavalry of the Stormwind Military

Family

  • Father - Knight-Champion Andrew Darian, deceased. (fictional)
    Grand-Marshal-Heri

    Grand Marshal Herius Darian the First, Heri's grandfather.

  • Mother - Eleanor Darian, deceased. (fictional)
  • Brother - Private Seth Darian, deceased. (fictional)
  • Brother - Sergeant Jacob Darian, alive. (Roleplayed by Derathon currently)
  • Brother - Corporal Jack Darian, deceased. (fictional)
  • Sister - Eleanor Darian II, presumed deceased. (fictional for now)
  • Uncle - Lieutenant-Commander Harold Darian, deceased. (fictional)
  • Niece - Sergeant Major Megan Brook, AWOL but confirmed alive.
  • Grandfather - Grand Marshal Herius Darian. (Used in flashback event)

Background

Born to a Knight-Champion in the Stormwind Army and a skilled seamstress based in Lakeshire, Herius Alexander Darian came from a long line of military officers. As such, his father insisted - against his mother's will - that he be taken to a strict military academy in the peaks of Redridge. There, he was educated in the arts of combat with weaponry and hand to hand, and how to be a good military tactician. He graduated with flying colours, earning special merit in swordsmanship, gun marksmanship, and hand to hand combat. But by the time he had finished, his father had been killed and his mother died shortly after he returned. Saddened, Herius immediately followed his father's wishes and signed up.

At the age of sixteen, a fresh graduate, the young and eager Herius was placed right into a company of cavalry; the 32nd Cavalry of the Stormwind Military. There, he served for over thirty years, travelling far and wide across the globe. He fought in the first, second and third wars, accompanying the legendary 7th legion to Hyjal and the remnants of the Lordaeron army against the scourge. Through victory and defeat, Herius and his comrades held strong. As time passed, Herius rose through the ranks, eventually taking place as Knight-Captain, officer of the company.

Finally becoming too old to serve in full-on combat, the middle-aged Herius was placed - with much resistance from both himself and his men - on guard and instructor duty in quiet Theramore. He killed a grand total of twelve horde infiltrators there, whose blood now stains the twelve tallies on his somewhat-lesser-used shield. Herius was far from happy, wishing to return to the front lines.

With King Varian Wrynn's return and subsequent departure for Northrend, the state of Stormwind was absolutely dire. With no organized guard force and the military in the North, the nobles were forced to act. Herius returned to his home for the first time in almost forty years and was appointed Captain of the Stormwind Guard.

One year later, he retired, his wife Shanura Darian taking over the Captaincy. This was not as good of a move as initially expected, as Shanura was replaced by Gladrien four months later and is currently in hiding or dead.

Family Background

The Darian Family is a long line of military men, the majority of which being officers. The earliest traceable relative of Herius is his grandfather, Grand Marshal Herius Darian (thus making Herius actually Herius Darian the Second, but this is un-used) who accompanied an alliance expedition to Kalimdor, which ultimately lost contact and never returned. He is missing and presumed dead.

Criminal Record

Court martialled for murdering an officer. Pardoned and commended after it came to light that said officer was harbouring an orc.

Herius Mounted

Herius, Commanding Officer of the 32nd Cavalry

Personal Notes

Herius is, as seems to be common with people in his occupational position, somewhat temperamental and prone to bouts of anger. He is somewhat over-violent, having no qualms over beating prisoners or even his own men should they disobey an order or some such malpractice. Often ultra-apathetic, Herius doesn't even seem to bat an eyelid when performing executions or extended lashings. This is, however, a thinly-veiled cover for what appears to be growing mental problems stemming from post-traumatic stress disorder. But, at present, he is sane and fit for his job, if a little aged.


Following Ramilias' descent into the unknown, Herius and Shanura became close. Eventually, they confessed their love for one another and married on the 26th of August, 2010. This is widely said to be Herius' only public show of compassion since he became Captain of the Guard, leading to further allegations of his worsening post-traumatic stress disorder. Regardless, they were happily married until April 2011, when Shanura's cultist-screwing tendancies were discovered by a lengthy investigation. Herius no longer considers himself married and wishes his ex-wife a swift death.

Trivia

  • Is actually a fairly talented blacksmith, but is too busy to pursue the profession.
  • Always drinks after an execution. Always whiskey.
  • Once had a pet kitten named Mittens, which was killed by thugs when he was a child.
  • Graduated with flying colours in Swordsmanship and Marksmanship, but couldn't use a staff or anything remotely magical to save his life.
  • Gave his childhood teddy bear to Samriel when his father was murdered by the Lesedi.

Current Status

Somewhat stressed by recent events, but otherwise fine. Alive.


Weapons and Armour

Herius is an avid weapon and armour collector, having amassed a large supply of both using his military pension and Captain's salary. These include;

Destiny

The two "Destiny" claymores.

  • A pair of high-elven claymores, nicknamed "Destiny"
  • A Bloodsail Captain's scimitar
  • A curved sabre retrieved from Outland
  • A broadsword, which is a family heirloom
  • Grand Marshal Herius Darian's claymore
  • A gilded trophy flintlock
  • A twelve-tallied Marshal's Aegis
  • A set of rare "Heroism" armour, as a reward for his military service
  • A blue-painted Stormwind recolouring of traditional Paladin lightforge armour
  • Knight-Champion's ceremonial battlegear
  • Grand Marshal Herius Darian's ceremonial battlegear
  • State-of-the-art "Tier-Nine" soldier's armour, made in Northrend
  • His aging Imperial Plate battlegear (Now belongs to Gladrien, temporarily)
    Shield

    Herius' Shield

Quotes

  • Don't dwell on it. He's scum, we put scum down. The difference between an arrest and a coffin is irrelevant.
  • "Am not racist. Break the law, a'kick yer arse. Dun' care what'cha look like."
  • "Insult me, fine. Insult ma' family, fine... Insult the lion? Yer suicidal."
  • "Some people think am too 'thuggish'. A'tell them to stop breakin' the law."
  • -when performing an execution- "Yer a feckin' idiot."
  • -during a hostage situation, brandishing shotgun- "PUT 'EM DOWN B'FORE A'BLOW YER TITS OFF!"
  • "Y'AIN'T GOT NO RIGHTS, FUCKWIT!"
  • "We'll teach these fucks which lion they don't fuckin' mess with, one bullet at a time."