Steamwheedle Epics

Here follows the authorised list of server specific Epics introduced in the expansion - please feel free to add your own:

[Vafanda's Robes of the Level 10 Blood Elf]

Chest 0 Armor + 10 Style + 50 English - 300 Real Life

Equip: Increases the chance that the bearer will get free booze!

Equip: Decreases/Increases your level to 10

Use: Make all females around you undress

"Once worn by your mother, grandmother, Adam and Eve. Now it's your turn."

[Emy's Cheerful Attitude]

Binds when picked up

• +100 Happiness
• +100 Emo Resistance

Equip: Makes user completely free of anxiety and depression, ready to face each challenge with a smile.

" No more moping!"

[Richeron's Beard]

(Level 70)

• +20 Whining

Chance on Hit: Completely stops you ever levelling but grants +10,000 rep with Liz

[Ulgarf's Mechanical Eye]

(Level 70)

• +5000 spamming skill
• -10000 rep with /rp channel
• +500 swearing skill

Chance on Hit: The wearer will ocasionally say "Oi!" with a dwarven voice.

"W00t! It's spinning!!"

[Merwyn's Purse]

(200 Slot container)

Chance on Hit: Makes you give huge sums of gold to totally random people who request it on the RP channel because you're filthy rich

[Thepol's fishing rod]

• +16 Randomness
• +10 Chance to be thrown into the canal

Chance on Hit: Grants user delusion that they are medically qualified allowing them 100% crit chance on next unfortunate "patient"

[Magwitch's Handbag]

• +30 Ability to spam guild chat, rp channel and general channels with incessant babble
• - 200 Ability to do any PvP
• -50 Intellect

Chance on Hit: Allows wearer to summon huge angry mob of people sick of your sermons to lynch you and spam AoEs

[Entriia's morals]

• +200 Ability to try it with anything
• +20 Chance walk around 'all moody like' in a dreadmist hat

Effect: User contracts a variety of intimate diseases reducing all stats by 30 and causing an itchy rash

[Dufferin's sense of humour]

• +20 Joy in human suffering
• +10 Chance to be all quiet and scary

Chance on Hit: Immediate death

[Habbeus' extra B]

(Levels 0-2)

• -1,000 Rep with Scarlet Missionary
• +200 Obssesive-Compulsive

Chance on Hit: Creates an Alt of Habbeus with a random number n of extra Bs.

[Magwitch's Temper]

Head

• - 10000 Vocabulary
• + 300 Insult Talent

Chance on Hit: Enemy may run away crying from insults

[Illidor's Supreme book of knowledge]

• +15 lore

Equip: Infuses the wielder with superior lore-skill

Chance on hit: You inform your surrounding about their various lore-misconceptions

"It's signed"

[Iriana's sentinel-wannabe helm]

• +40 stubborness

Chance on hit: You won't listen to anyone with lesser "rank"

[Nicksonol's Lucky Charm]

Trinket

• - 150 Luck in Scholo
• + 1000 Swearing Talent

Equip: Your hat will not drop from Ass-Master Gandling

[ Redcross' Wedding Ring]

• -10 Relationship Points
• + 10 Chance of Evil Spawn Pregnacy
• - 50 Char Judgment

Equip: Will cause all relationships to desolve within a month

[Goldshire Headband]

• -50 Common Sense
• + 10 Chance to win Duels
• - 100 Spelling

Equip: Will cause the user to burst into dance

[Wheeler's Walking Stick]

Main Hand

1-2 Damage

• +20 Snobyness
• +100 Neutrality
• - 50 Movement speed

Chance on Hit: Spawns Half Elf offspring

[Elizabetha's Head Band]

Head

• +250 Holyness
• +10 Smell
• +10 Hearing
• - 50 Vision

Chance on Hit: Casts Silence by flinging Cookies

[Phial of Light]

Trinket

Must be Elizabetha

Equip: +50 happiness / hour

Equip: User can faintly hear the song of the Naruu A'Dal

Use: Dispel Fear/Hoplessness in user, rendering user immune to similar effects for 15 minutes.

Cooldown: 60 minutes

"Light from the Phial will sanctify any unbaked cookies it falls upon"

"From Nouala and A'Dal"

[Stoen's Tongue]

Trinket

• +2000 Stuttering

Use: Removes all debuffs by saying "Sorry"

[Janner's Rubber Fist]

Main hand

13-37 damage

• -100 Plausability
• +50 damage against drunk dwarves

Use: Pulls it out from Janner's arse

Chance on hit: Slaps the target around with it

[Snorkyorky's Beer]

• +100 happiness
• +30 Friendlyness
• +20 Willingness to join Bloodhoof Guardians.
• -30 Sight.

Equip: Drunk on equip. Removes profanity filter.

[Graythor's Wallet]

(120 slot bag)

• +100 Angryness.

Use: 200gold an hour.

Equip: Attracts Blood Elves to you.

[Esme's Tarot Deck]

Bind on Pickup

Trinket

• +40 Cunning
• +40 Hokum

Equip: Transforms the wearer into a lying piece of sh!t

Use: Summons 3 goons who may fight for you, or they might just scratch their bums and get drunk.

Chance on hit: Gives the user and anyone in a 10 yard radius a gigantic headache.

Not suitable for pregnant women.

[Seynard's Imperator War Titan]

Binds on Pick-up

Mount

• +500 DoW Quoting Skill
• +450 Elizabetha Rep
• -1000 RP channel Rep

Chance on hit: Stomp on your target, killing them instantly.

[Suzanne's Instant Disguise Kit]

Bind on Pick Up

Use: Randomly generates a fully fitted disguise that can fool everyone.

[Detol Shadow Band]

• +90 Conversion to the Shadows
• 10% chance of killing family memebers and wounding friends

Equip: Wearer is instantly Hated by the Scarlet Crusade and The Order; but gains instant Friendly Rep with TDE

[Belgarde Family Dice]

trinket

• +40% chance on winning any rolls
• -10% chance on actually winning what you came for

[Neli's Mithril Kneepads]

• +10 grumpyness

Use: Causes rather intimate pain to males

[Leonora's Secret Crown]

• +35 to convincing others about not being the big boss
• +25 enjoyment of worship

Equip: Can no longer be mean to any one.

Chance on hit: Gives something away for free. (bribe)

[Nosane's Flask]

• +26 Alchemy

Use: Creates a full bag of random potions that fly in any and all directions.

Equip: Gets labelled as drug dealer and haunted by authorities.

[Goldshire Aura]

• -982 Spelling Skill

Use: All females discard clothes and start dancing. All males request duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel, after duel.

[Tribians Thingymabob of the Ego]

• +52,523,132,231 Ego points
• -100 IQ
• +50 Randomness

Equip: Makes you think you can take on just about anythink on your own.

Chance on Hit: Makes you tired and gives you a headache and makes you spell about 30 words wrong in a sentence with only 2 words.

[Muse's Generosity]

Necklace

• +2000 Generosity
• +2000 Rage

Equip: Makes you hate everyone who sells everything for more than what it's really worth

Equip: Gives you the belief that only you know the true value of things

Use: You tailor anything for anyone for free just as long as they provide the materials~

[Jalinde's randomness hairband]

Equip: gives your hair a random style, while 99% is a fuzzy hairstyle.

Equip: makes you the first hordie on this thread

[Margok's Cookieh! trunk]

Trinket.

Equip. makes you feel to throw cookies at Margok.

Use: throw Cookieh!

[Jeada's wardrobe]

Disease

Use: makes you want to change your RP set every hour. no, every 5 minutes!

[Snorky's posting addiction]

Curse

Use: makes you want to "kill" Snorky for all the posts he makes.

"Warning, this may cause civil wars."

[Louise's Tabard]

requires level 15

• +3 Stamping abilities
• -5 Intelligence

Equip: User falls in canal and loses power of speech.

Chance on hit: Target is afflicted with Withering Curse.

"blood stained"´

[Cult's Beermug]

Offhand

• +2 Poetry

Equip: Decreases resistance to flirtatious elves.

Chance on hit: User pukes over his boots and passes out.

[Kisun's Conscience]

Trinket

• -1 intelligence
• +5 penetration

Equip: lowers all resistances by 10

[Habeus' Earplugs]

• +10 Fancy Dress abilities

Chance on Hit: User remains oblivious to silliness in guild chat and continues to RP

[Seynard's Mount]

Summons a swift mount

• +5 damsels in distress
• +8 cardboard hair
• +2 ((cybborz??? at the altar? plxx kk?))

Equip: Target runs away and rolls a blood elf.

[Outland's Taunt]

• -200 crowding
• -500 bad spelling in Stormwind Goldshire, Ironforge, and various places in Azeroth

Equip: Draws you to outland whether you want it or not.

Use: Completely empties Goldshire of everyone who cannot spell.... well... just everyone then.

[Melandor's bald head]

• +50 glistening
• -200000 looks

Equip: Causes something that covers the bald spot, to magically appear on your head.

Use: Causes people to glare from across the street.

[Habeus' Special Healing Shadowform]

• +1 or something rubbish damage
• +30 Chance to spam nasty shadow spells

Equip: User totally ignores Magwitch or her health leading to her death pretty instantly, group looses best damage dealer they've ever had and completely wipes, causes user to then lie that he was healing Magwitch but she wasn't in his Line of Sight

[Magwitch's Nomine Story]

• +10 Chance everyone's heard it already
• +20 Chance some massive detail will be completely manipulated for greater shock value

Equip: Causes to group to sit down and become shocked at completely made up selacious story about Nomine and Gobbler the Murloc

[Almalodaka's approach to non-RPers]

• +50 Agression
• +30 Ability to say what everyone is thinking

Use: Stops user from posting nice threads regarding clothing, stories or other such stuff and shapeshifts them into scary flame-monster who pummels non-RPers

[Montywort and Seynard's book of collected cheesy chat up lines]

• +30 Chance to get slapped
• +40 Chance when you're asking a mage for food you make some derogatory comment about their 'lovely baps'

Equip: Forces all females in the immediate area to flee in terror

[Mooncloth handkerchief]

Trinket

• +5 Posh

Equip: increases the amount of inches you can raise one of your eyebrows by 1.

Use: clean your lenses

(Garments of the Lady 1/3)

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3): adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"Nothing like wasting money on useless crap to show your status"

[Monocle with sticky glue]

Head

- Short-sighted only -

Use: allows you to read very tiny handwriting

(Garments of the Lady 1/3)

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3): adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"Now you can raise an eyebrow without having to care about your monocle!"

[Tightening Corset]

Shirt

• -10 Stamina
• -5 Agility
• +27 Looks

(Garments of the Lady 1/3)

(2): turns your speech pedantic and complex.

(3):adds disdain to most of your emotes.

"If you don't have it doesn't mean you can't show off"

[Karina's Cleavage]

• + 50 polygamism

Use: 50% chance of Confusing male targets in area of effect and creating up to three temporary guardians.

[Nomine's Pick-Up Line]

Use: + 50% chance of initiating banter. User inflicted with Cheese (and never goes hungry)

Cooldown: Till Anadelonbrin is out of earshot.

[Auburn's Fists of Angst-Whacking]

Equip: wielder gains immunity to ambient wangst.

Use: has 90% chance of silencing on hit. Only usable after ellipsis abuse.

[Pocket Watch]

Trinket

• +5 punctuality

"It's not arcane-based!"

[Nicely sewn blue robe]

- Male Noble only -

Shirt

"Not a dress"

[Bob Number Seven]

Use: right-click to summon and dismiss your Mechanical Yet- your Bob.

"He is watching you..."

[Half-dragon scale]

"My mother was Jaina Proudmoore and my father Nozdormu..."

Drops: any mob in goldshire

[ChronoArchanometer]

Trinket

• +10 Intellect
• +20 Arcane Resistance

Use: Right-click to detect all arcane magic in the area.

"It's a pocket watch with four hands"

[Lashela's Grimoire]

Off-hand

• +50 Evilness
• +50 Shadow Resistance

Use: Right-Click to turn in to nasty, evil %%%%%.

Chance on Hit: When any oponent says "Lashela" you use Finger of Doom.

"That's Lady Alania! Lady Alania, dammit!"

[Ray's Super Explosive sheep!]

Use: Transforms the Explosive sheep into a 'Super sheep!' which can be used as a flying mount but will only last 2 mins until it explodes dealing 200-300 damage.

[Ray's Silence Ray!]

Use: Zaps a annoying foe making them a mute only to the user.

Chance to hit: 100%

Recharge time: 1 second

[Nose of Richeron]

• +12 penetration
• +12 intellect

equip: Solves any question involving the Arcane, or any other mumbojumbo.

equip: gets you involved in things you don't want anything to do with.

Chance on hit: Teleports the wielder to Moonglade

"....And Nosy!"

[Xahryn's Nametag]

• + 20 recognizability
• + 100 Confusedness
• + 50 Sillyness

Equip: Instantly know Xahryn's name In Character 'Because it says so'

Equip: Defy all logic with your knowledge of his name.

"I know your name because it says so on your armour!"

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